催眠鯊魚

• Step 1 Wear a chain mail suit
穿上鎖子甲
• Step 2 Gently grab the shark by the nose
輕輕地抓住鯊魚的鼻子
• Step 3 Carefully place his nose in your crotch
小心地把牠的鼻子放在褲檔
• Step 4 Tickle him just above the jaw with your middle finger
用中指在牠下巴搔癢
• Step 5 Continue tickling until his eye begins to twitch
持續搔癢直到牠眼睛抽動
• Step 6 With your left hand grab his dorsal fin
用左手抓牠背鰭
• Step 7 Share the fun with your friends
(我覺得自己入地獄就可以了)
• Step 8 Be sure to zip up your fly
記得身上拉鏈要拉好

不過我想我這輩子都不會想去學，至少第三步驟實在是做不來呀！

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